What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:50

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Hysterias & Posteriors

share office space ...

Which laptop should I buy if I can't use a specific AI tool on my phone like pictory.ai?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

No way

Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?

Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

What was the most challenging shift you experienced as an ER physician? Can you describe the details and reasons behind it?

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Here's what happens when quark-gluon plasma 'splashes' during the most energetic particle collisions - Phys.org

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Science news this week: 'City-killer' asteroid swarms and a buried toddler 'Ice Prince' - Live Science

Everyone loved it.

Minds and Behinds

Catatonics & High Colonics

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

No, not a chance

Freaks and Cheeks

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Is it true that Trump is threatening Europeans and Canadians with even more tariffs if they retaliate against the US?

They put up a sign reading

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

How can you maintain self-control?

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Is it wrong for me, a 14-year-old girl, to read dark romance?

Just Forget it!

Still no good

Analysis & Anal Cysts

As a NATO/Ukraine supporter, since you're so blown away and angered by Trump putting Zelensky in his place yesterday, why don't you support the Ukraine by joining the Ukrainian army? There's 200,000,000+ of you. Put your money where your mouths are.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Next, they tried...

So, the docs changed it to read

This map shows what Earth will look like in 250 million years - Notebookcheck

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

No go.

Watch It! Livestream Of A Giant Underwater Volcano In the Pacific Northwest Set To Blow In 2025 - IFLScience