What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 30.06.2025 00:50

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Hysterias & Posteriors
share office space ...
Which laptop should I buy if I can't use a specific AI tool on my phone like pictory.ai?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
No way
Why is the covert narcissist actively avoiding me when they see me everyday?
Then came..
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Minds and Behinds
Catatonics & High Colonics
What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
No, not a chance
Freaks and Cheeks
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
They put up a sign reading
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
How can you maintain self-control?
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Is it wrong for me, a 14-year-old girl, to read dark romance?
Just Forget it!
Still no good
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Next, they tried...
So, the docs changed it to read
This map shows what Earth will look like in 250 million years - Notebookcheck
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
No go.